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In either case, you would be hurt.

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  • 401

    HoodHustla

    9 years ago

    Sticks and Stones my friends.

    • 28

      Teenon

      8 years ago

      well said

    • 66

      Jerry Jerryson

      8 years ago

      If that were true then there would be no need for such expressions in the first place.

    • 78

      Jerry Jerryson

      8 years ago

      I only answered blue because it's a stranger I don't really care about.

    • 35

      mibo

      8 years ago

      Idiot

    • 10

      Conrad

      8 years ago

      @jerry jerryson "if that were true there would be no need for such expressions in the first place" why not sound like a good comeback to me not an exscuse.

    • 60

      rarity the unicorn

      8 years ago

      in the words of JD from scrubs "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will forever hurt me"

    • 115

      Thomas Charalambous

      8 years ago

      A slap would wake me up

    • 36

      theTexan

      8 years ago

      After I picked this I realized how weird it would be to wake up to a stranger everyday in the first place.

    • 2

      Giulio

      8 years ago

      "Sticks and Stones may break my bones" [cit. David Guetta feat Sia]

    • 16

      [deleted]

      8 years ago

      Instantly wide awake. Followed by a swift jab to their face in return. Sticks and stones that

    • 9

      LeBatman

      8 years ago

      I always have a really hard time waking up... Problem solved :D

    • 5

      insert.a.sexy.name.

      8 years ago

      But the that way I would slowly feel like shit

    • 0

      XxdragonstarxX

      8 years ago

      Agreed my pal

    • 4

      Brittany Conner

      8 years ago

      Well it said you will be insulted

    • 4

      Clark Kent

      8 years ago

      words will hurt forever

    • 4

      killersea

      8 years ago

      Words hurt the heart, sticks and stone break the skin. By insulted it means actual insults that probably hurt.

    • 2

      Stephen Mills

      8 years ago

      "In either case, you would be hurt."

    • 1

      moveschris

      8 years ago

      This question and its percentage remind me of waking up next to an ex after break up sex. You'll either get insulted or slapped when you tell em to get out.

    • 2

      Blaalman

      8 years ago

      Say " Fuck you" then leave

    • 3

      HappyGal

      8 years ago

      then i can slap the stranger across the face

    • 0

      AskAnswer

      8 years ago

      THAT WAS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY!

    • 0

      Franklin Chen

      8 years ago

      I would kill him/her afterwards

    • 3

      Rosfox

      8 years ago

      I rather have be physically hurt and plus woken up, than be mentally scarred from insults every morning.

    • 1

      kangcool09

      8 years ago

      sticks and stones may break my bones....... but a slap across your face

    • 1

      Yusuki

      7 years ago

      No one can ever rationally say that words are less painful than broken bones.

    • 2

      lilla

      7 years ago

      have you ever herd of the dovahkiin!?

    • 0

      Kai Rapley

      7 years ago

      I think I'd rather have an insult that having my face slapped.

    • 1

      Only Types Nose

      7 years ago

      Nose ;)

    • 2

      Cody Dudash

      7 years ago

      I have learned to not give a flying fuck about what others think of me.

    • 2

      Kokoro Hart

      7 years ago

      I figure it's assuming that they somehow manage to actually affect you, even though they're strangers. Physical pain goes away much faster than psychological.

    • 2

      Chaotic_Narwhal

      7 years ago

      Doesnt matter youre still deeply insulted

    • 1

      Conner Klawon

      7 years ago

      I get slapped most days anyway

    • 1

      Mysticbutterflies

      7 years ago

      That quote is wrong. Sticks and stones will hurt you in the moment. Words will forever be there for you to ponder.

    • 0

      Think About It

      7 years ago

      Oy

    • 3

      Cody Dudash

      7 years ago

      I really don't give a flying fuck what others think of me anyway.

    • 0

      Fly Guy

      7 years ago

      I tend to use insults and negative remarks as fuel to better myself. You're only doing something right when people start to hate.

    • 0

      MinecraftPonieZ

      7 years ago

      I learned to deal with peoples bull crap and all there fancy shit!

    • 0

      Theanswer

      6 years ago

      I would beat the strangers ass and then burn him end of story

    • 1

      K1ttykat

      6 years ago

      @hood, no ones ever thrown a dictionary at u then?

    • 2

      K1ttykat

      6 years ago

      And those who say sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me

    • 0

      Brobotnik

      6 years ago

      Deeply insulted by a stranger? Sorry, don't give enough fucks for that to be possible.

    • 1

      Micah Philson

      6 years ago

      I've been insulted all throughout high school, so why should I give a damn now?

    • 1

      Glaceon999

      6 years ago

      "Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuut."

    • 1

      Jared

      5 years ago

      I would then beat the living f*ck out of him/her then make a comeback

    • 2

      FSK95

      5 years ago

      Slap the soul out of the guy. Then, cut his lips of and make a comeback with the power to kill.

    • 1

      Sneezingbadger

      5 years ago

      Fus Ro Dah.

    • 2

      Soren__

      5 years ago

      sticks and stone may brake your bones but words leave psychological wounds that never heal

    • 1

      Amoux

      5 years ago

      very well put

    • 1

      Sir Septiceye

      5 years ago

      I follow by a glock to their temple:) sticks & stones will never hurt me

    • 0

      Jacob

      5 years ago

      @rarity the unicorn JD is a bitch.

    • 1

      Irwin126

      5 years ago

      "As if sticks and stone hurt more then the words we got called,and we got called them all." Shane Koyczan To this day Poem.

    • 0

      Temmie

      5 years ago

      >make a good comeback

    • 1

      SJT

      5 years ago

      would i rather have schizophrenia like symptoms or get slapped in the face every morning (helps me wake up)

    • 0

      Firebird

      5 years ago

      They'll be hurt too because they should'nt have said anything.

    • 0

      johann

      5 years ago

      I Pick blue cause how would a stranger know you

    • 1

      N.W.A

      5 years ago

      #smackcam

    • 1

      FrozenPenguin

      5 years ago

      but it says in each circumstance you'ld be hurt and i need to get slapped to wake up and my dog slaps me

    • 0

      486jakebox

      5 years ago

      exactly

    • 1

      sourcupcake123

      5 years ago

      My brother and I did this regularly, my face is steel!!!

    • 0

      a fox.

      5 years ago

      My eardrums are like metal bowls to bad things. It just bounces right back out!

    • 1

      Brock

      5 years ago

      If its deep, you would go insane

    • 1

      dudeguy44

      5 years ago

      insults dont mean shit to me. i chose getting slapped because i like it rough

    • 0

      chriz9994

      5 years ago

      i dont get insulted

    • 0

      TRIXIESTAR

      5 years ago

      I'm already insulted by people. It doesn't faze me.

    • 0

      TheMajesticAppl

      5 years ago

      agreed

    • 0

      MAN456

      4 years ago

      He would just come up to me and say: "Finland isn't even a good country!"

    • 0

      Kupperz

      4 years ago

      Sticks and slapps may break my bones but motherfucker i have hearing aids cant hear bitch

    • 0

      LiterallyHitler

      4 years ago

      Ummm...wait...why the fuck is there a stranger next to me as I sleep?

    • 0

      WolfSilverflame37

      4 years ago

      too bad i dont have a dictionary

    • 0

      Guilherme

      4 years ago

      Never said I could not slap the stranger

    • 0

      Belle

      4 years ago

      ha XD

    • 0

      UnoriginalName

      4 years ago

      Papercuts?

    • 0

      Ryan

      4 years ago

      Words have made many, many people commit suicide. It really isn't as simple as "sticks and stones".

    • 0

      mattcern

      4 years ago

      After they insult me, I'd just roast the fuck out of them.

    • 0

      Snowleppared

      4 years ago

      i have a hard time getting out of bed, so slap me. and to all those blues that say they dont care, it says in the description that you are hurt by both. no loopholes. YOU.GET.HURT.

    • 1

      james

      4 years ago

      but what if they threw a dictionary at you then words will hurt you

    • 0

      i dont know

      4 years ago

      stix and stones may break my bones but your names will never hurt me

    • 0

      Asianasianasianasian

      4 years ago

      It would wake me up faster lol

    • 2

      F2P!

      4 years ago

      So true

    • 0

      Parco Molo

      4 years ago

      Unless its Fus Ro Dah

    • 0

      BeckyLemmeSmash

      4 years ago

      It says in the description that it WILL hurt

    • 0

      Ashika Mastuffa

      3 years ago

      If u insult me im gonna take revenge

    • 0

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      I am a soulless loser that does not care what people want to say.

    • 0

      chris

      3 years ago

      i chose slap just so i can slap back XD

    • 0

      sandman_gaming

      3 years ago

      sticks and stones don't break my bones, neither do words. you know why? cuz I'm TOUGH

    • 0

      TeamFlag03

      2 years ago

      But chains and whips excite me

    • 1

      Liamger

      1 year ago

      Yeah but if you get slapped right when you wake up, bam! You got a new alarm clock.

    • 1

      BabyBLub

      1 year ago

      he said deeply insulted, which means you're insulted, so what you're saying doesn't make sense

    • 0

      BabyBLub

      1 year ago

      and it says you woud be hurt so wtf

  • 43

    overtherainbow

    9 years ago

    never said how hard they'd slap me.

  • 22

    |o_0|

    9 years ago

    I really don't care what the stranger would say.

  • 19

    HeathersProp

    9 years ago

    i don't care what people say, words do hurt!!

    • 14

      DrCrazyFishMan1

      9 years ago

      WTF??? you're honestly so self-indulged that you would rather be physically assaulted each morning than have somebody you don't know throw you an insult??? DANG!

    • 9

      Nick

      9 years ago

      your question is so ironic it makes me laugh, and you don't even intend it. You don't care what people have say, but their words hurt?...

    • 2

      Priscilla AirTight E

      8 years ago

      Dr-you would be wide awake in the morning. Being insulted is far more distracting. It would hurt my work performance.

    • 1

      Sherman Witcher

      5 years ago

      Physical pain, such as being slapped, lasts for a minute or two, but mental pain sticks with you forever.

    • 0

      Bessy

      4 years ago

      So does being hit across the face.

    • 0

      chris

      3 years ago

      i just chose red so i could have a reason to knock the fuck out of the stranger

    • 0

      Frost Falcon

      3 years ago

      Get ear plugs for when you wake up. Honestly though, i wouldn't care what they say.

  • 18

    Mark

    8 years ago

    Great question, really close one too!

  • 16

    Gabriel Brunk

    8 years ago

    At least the slap would wake me up.

  • 11

    Mary

    9 years ago

    I think I'd be slapping that person right back

  • 9

    finiteBytes

    8 years ago

    Who cares about what strangers say? Fuck 'em, they don't know me. THEY DONT KNOW WHAT IVE BEEN THROUGH. THEY DONT KNOW OBAMA.

  • 8

    Lavitts

    8 years ago

    it's like coffee!

  • 8

    fireball1377

    8 years ago

    I'm a chill person

  • 7

    Crocko

    5 years ago

    First of all, how can a stranger DEEPLY insult me, when he doesn't know anything about me?

  • 4

    Minikemon

    5 years ago

    Lol, insults don't even bother me.

  • 4

    I am a brony /)

    8 years ago

    The slap would help me wake up

  • 4

    Ceurope

    8 years ago

    It said deeply insulted. I imagined it to be more along the lines of "you're a failure just like your father" than "fat bitch".

  • 4

    bobawesomeness

    8 years ago

    Be slapped, so every morning ill be able to wake up :)

  • 3

    Reed

    8 years ago

    shit like that doesn't faze me (yes faze is a word, phase is a period of time. proof: dictionary.reference.com/.../faze?s=t)

  • 3

    Uncanny Panda

    8 years ago

    Hey, at least it's a decent way to stay awake. (Wake up slap ftw!)

  • 3

    Paul

    8 years ago

    I can't handle slaps. They traumatize me.

  • 3

    blazingpelt

    9 years ago

    Hey, if it's a slap in the face, I wouldn't be lying around in bed very much longer. And slight physical pain goes away, emotional pain eats away at you.

    • 3

      T.P.N

      8 years ago

      i get insulted more than once a day (just not by strangers). So i really dont give to shits, just ignore them.

    • 0

      [deleted]

      5 years ago

      I don't think a single insult would be that bad in the long run, its more something that bother you there and then, and if they're inaccurate hardly at all

  • 3

    lovelaughw/bri

    9 years ago

    Words do hurt but im.not feeling that slap across the face !!

  • 2

    TheFrisbeeFanatic

    5 years ago

    It didn't actually say how much force was put on the slap.

  • 2

    Aziez Sver

    5 years ago

    I don't care if I'm slapped or insulted but what bothers me is that, why is there a stranger in my bedroom??

  • 2

    randomizer

    5 years ago

    i rather be insult than being hurt

  • 2

    Saxton Hale

    6 years ago

    I would slap the stranger every time I woke up.

  • 2

    Haydar Cirak

    7 years ago

    Kill the stranger. Or atleast hurt him more

  • 2

    Stickman47

    8 years ago

    It was 166,444-166,444 but I broke it by adding myself in! OOOOHHHH

  • 0

    DJ Ripper

    2 weeks ago

    if you get insulted here didan't say that you can't insulted him

  • 0

    93agif

    1 month ago

    they never said how hard so im slapping my self

  • 1

    Anonymous

    2 years ago

    I have depression it would be a sad life

  • 1

    Azzy

    3 years ago

    Why would a random stranger be in your house when you wake up???? And who's gonna slap your face when you wake up?? No fam member of mine would do that to meh.... and do yall know where them hands have been??? I mean, really.................. WUT LA FREAK?!?!?

    • 0

      Azzy

      3 years ago

      Anyone agree w/ meh?????

  • 1

    scrublord420

    3 years ago

    Makes for a nice alarm clock

  • 1

    Darkness

    4 years ago

    the first 50/50 I've seen...

  • 1

    Itzmore

    4 years ago

    Why would you care for the opinion of a stranger?

  • 1

    edin

    4 years ago

    how hard?

  • 1

    Hayden Lancaster

    4 years ago

    Did anyone else get it whilst it was at 50/50?

  • 1

    Johnny

    4 years ago

    Words are just words

  • 1

    cedras

    5 years ago

    it dose not mean anything to me to be insulted

  • 1

    clydeio27

    5 years ago

    B*tch slap that b*itch

  • 1

    techni

    5 years ago

    Only chose slap because it's the only thing that can wake me up in the morning.

  • 1

    Mømtêz Fãdhlôúñ

    5 years ago

    Doesn't mean you can't insult him too

  • 1

    Jeremy

    5 years ago

    I'm deeply insulted by strangers all the time. I'm in high school. I've gotten used to it. I'm

  • 1

    Warrior cat fan

    5 years ago

    I've been insulted many times and I don't take much emotion to insults anyways

  • 1

    Jonathan

    5 years ago

    I don't get emotional when I get insulted really...

  • 1

    Gobomo

    5 years ago

    atleast i fully wake up now :D

  • 1

    sam

    6 years ago

    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will leave emotional scars that carry on your whole life

  • 1

    sam

    6 years ago

    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will leave emotional scars that carry on your whole life

  • 1

    sam

    6 years ago

    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will leave emotional scars that carry on your whole life

  • 1

    sam

    6 years ago

    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will leave emotional scars that carry on your whole life

  • 0

    orange123

    2 months ago

    but every day

  • 1

    IXVYP3RXI

    7 years ago

    The slap in the face would actually get me out of bed.

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