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Eat a live gerbil

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Remove your own appendix with nothing but a shoe horn

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  • 393

    Bitchywhiteguy

    11 years ago

    If I would still live?! That'd be the SICKEST story to tell your grandchildren.

    • 354

      SeaBass

      9 years ago

      "jimmy, when I was your age I took out my own appendix with a shoe horn, just cuz I could. What have YOU done this summer?" •-•

    • 201

      Kyle

      9 years ago

      No it'd be more like "Cool jimmy you broke your arm when you fell, I RIPPED OUT MY OWN APPENDIX CAUSE I FELT LIKE IT!"

    • 87

      [deleted]

      8 years ago

      This is me ripping out my appendix with a shoe horn. What the fuck have you done lately?

    • 47

      Jacob

      8 years ago

      And this made my decision. Thank you sir.

    • 49

      midori

      8 years ago

      "here is the picture of it"

    • 48

      Mikenna

      8 years ago

      "Hey little Jimmy when I was your age I once ate a live gerbil just for fun!"

    • 40

      XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX

      8 years ago

      it didnt say what you had to take it out from, you could have it removed painlessly by a doctor and when you wake up remove it from where it now is and put it somewhere else

    • 11

      halo66333

      8 years ago

      Before i thought it said b eaten live by a gerble

    • 3

      Sharktoothy123

      8 years ago

      @BitchyWhiteGuy By sick, do you mean... cool or gross?

    • 17

      Magic

      7 years ago

      Hey jimmy, i ate your pet gerbil alive, so what did you do during break?

    • 2

      Drew

      7 years ago

      Can I change my answer?

    • 11

      Cody Dudash

      7 years ago

      This made my decision ^_^

    • 8

      Olipops

      7 years ago

      Just because you can still live doesn't mean you haven't damaged parts of your body whilst removing your appendix.

    • 10

      Glaceon999

      7 years ago

      There was a guy who anaesthetized himself and drove a cable into his heart with his bare hands. I can sure as hell remove my own appendix with a sharpened shoehorn painlessly.

    • 14

      dredsadfes

      7 years ago

      Are all your guys' grandchildren gonna be named jimmy?

    • 10

      Evalgra

      7 years ago

      My grandchildren will be named Fry. And he will do both of these things.

    • 2

      RobRex

      6 years ago

      I regret my decision now.

    • 8

      GETNUKED5

      6 years ago

      Little Jimmy when i was 17 I decided that i would remove my appendix for the hell of it.

    • 2

      fluffylollipops

      5 years ago

      IKR

    • 6

      ariana

      5 years ago

      oh jimmy you hurt yourself well i removed my own appendix with nothing but a shoe horn and you think you hurt yourself

    • 2

      4N0NYM0U53

      5 years ago

      It didn't say you'll live to tell the tale.

    • 2

      PebblePanda

      5 years ago

      You made me go red

    • 1

      Glorious

      5 years ago

      "Jimmy, when I was your age I ate a gerbil whole." "How Grandpa Glorious?" "Well, after I stuck it up my ass, I figured it should go down the other end. Then I ate it."

    • 2

      Edward Richtofen

      5 years ago

      well down ze hatch it goes

    • 0

      Kalin V

      5 years ago

      read your name then look at ur profile pic

    • 1

      nickfree63

      5 years ago

      yep

    • 3

      TNTkatz

      5 years ago

      When I was your age, I removed my appendix with a shoe horn. And now your are too much of a wuss to jump into a cold pool. Kids these days

    • 3

      red v blue

      5 years ago

      you made my day... and my decision

    • 3

      BlaZe Rogue

      5 years ago

      I don't have my appendix so..........BITCHES!

    • 3

      TurdManJones

      5 years ago

      +Kyle+ Dude Yor Comment Made Me Laugh So Hard I Fell Out Of My Chair

    • 1

      Alex

      5 years ago

      I wanna do both!!!

    • 1

      Randoman

      5 years ago

      How the fuck do you cut your appendix out with a shoe-horn?

    • 1

      Emma

      5 years ago

      Sick as frick

    • 2

      Aiden

      5 years ago

      Cool jimmy John wtf did u do I ripped my appendix out with a fuck bold as motherfucing shoe horn

    • 1

      DudeUSuck

      4 years ago

      *In old lady voice*Eh jimmy trust me I like to rip out appendix's with shoe horns would you like me to rip out yours?

    • 0

      Excuse.You

      4 years ago

      Sea bass haha

    • 0

      Bennet

      4 years ago

      stupid vegan

    • 1

      Sweetroll

      4 years ago

      "Hey Jimmy, remember that time I removed one of my own organs with nothing but a shoehorn? It was a once-in-a-lifetime experience. You ate an animal today? good for you"

    • 1

      XO K1ll M3

      4 years ago

      so true though

    • 1

      grolarbearsarelife

      4 years ago

      Ignoring the excruciating pain, you would probably die from any sort of shock before you got close to your appendix. Just kill the gerbil quickly with a bite to the spine and then cook it and finish the gerbil meat.

    • 2

      XxDutchyxX

      4 years ago

      That is one good point. Yet the stories are a good lesson to scare your kids or friends. Not like Im trying to sound rude, but honestly, both sides are great/weird in their own ways, Really hard to choose.

    • 0

      thegaypotato

      2 years ago

      yes

    • 1

      Samuel Pilbrough

      1 year ago

      I know right

  • 30

    projects8an

    10 years ago

    After you take the first bite the gerbil is no longer live. Just like eating a small cow.

    • 7

      Nick B.

      9 years ago

      It depends on how big of a bite you take. And what you bite first.

    • 32

      Shrugalicious

      9 years ago

      "Just like eating a small cow," only add the tears.

    • 3

      YouFailin3D

      8 years ago

      "Gerbil is kill" "no"

    • 2

      Sophia

      6 years ago

      Gerbils are living things! What if you where eaten alive?

    • 3

      A FREAKING DUCK

      5 years ago

      +Sophia What if you were that ant that you accidentally stepped on yesterday? Its a living thing, now isn't it?

    • 1

      TopazSu

      5 years ago

      hey hey hey!! Timmy I ate a live gerbil.. hows your day been *face is covered in blood* haha o3o

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      Head first definitely works.

  • 23

    Blackychan

    9 years ago

    Well I don't have an appendix

    • 6

      Samuel

      7 years ago

      And I don't have a gerbil, so I would have to find someone who does and slaughter there gerbil and eat it while it still wriggles. Just.... NO.

    • 2

      Jason

      6 years ago

      Then you're gonna have a hard time cutting it out

  • 22

    np11

    10 years ago

    2 gerbils french fries and cola please

    • 0

      Nathalia

      7 years ago

      I'd like my gerbils fresh, please.

    • 7

      Mikado903

      6 years ago

      with a side of appendix?

    • 0

      Ooo

      6 years ago

      Cola and meal, please no bread.

    • 1

      Andrew

      4 years ago

      TWO NUMBER '9'S, A NUMBER 9 LARGE, A NUMBER 6 WITH EXTRA DIP...

  • 19

    Guardianz89

    10 years ago

    IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!?!

    • 5

      Pyrocynical

      5 years ago

      Yeah, first, you bite off the head to make sure it's dead. Then, I suggest you eating the feet because it tastes worse than the rest. Eat the body and then, as a dessert, eat the tail. Don't ask me how I got this information.

  • 12

    Joseph D Vondross

    9 years ago

    Id love to do this, can i dress up as a gerbil while im eating its deliciously fuzzy body

    • 0

      A FREAKING DUCK

      5 years ago

      What the fuck xD you are one fucked up person.

    • 0

      Dogegaming

      5 years ago

      WTF

    • 1

      Bennet

      4 years ago

      are you okay you know mentally?

    • 0

      DoubleMoustache

      3 years ago

      So uhh.. furry vore, huh? xD

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      @A FREAKING DUCK Look who's talking, for someone who will tear apart parts of their immune system, you sure are a wuss when it comes to destroying pests who carry diseases.

  • 11

    brittney

    8 years ago

    sorry gerbil:(

  • 11

    Falium

    10 years ago

    Something to be proud of - cutting out your appendix with only a SHOE HORN vs. eatting a live grebil....

    • 7

      Daemon

      9 years ago

      You're in the moment. You see a gerbil to your left and a shoe horn to your right. I think we all know what you would actually choose.

    • 3

      cluey

      8 years ago

      I have had eight pet gerbils whom I love dearly. That being said , I chose to eat them I'm not going to cut off my fucking appendix

    • 1

      Nugget

      4 years ago

      Me right now: IM SORRRY GERBI (ya I named it Gerbi and what)

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      What about your immune system, and your colon?

  • 10

    Treelady

    8 years ago

    Be an animal killing sociopath or perform epic surgery on yourself and live to tell about it? I mean. C'mon.

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      More like exterminate disease-ridden pests or destroy your own immune system.

  • 9

    Jake

    9 years ago

    SHOVE A GERBIL DOWN YOUR THROAT THROUGH A TUBE

    • 6

      Stewiepwn

      9 years ago

      but then it would still be alive inside your stomach D: I'd have to bite it's head off first or something, I don't want it running around until it gets killed by stomach acid.

    • 19

      Alison

      9 years ago

      was i the only one who laughed really hard at this??

    • 2

      Meh.

      9 years ago

      Alison. You're a monster.

    • 2

      Kruegera

      8 years ago

      Oh, but I like a meal that squirms.

    • 5

      Jordy Lont

      8 years ago

      Thank you! I was beginning to think I was the only one thinking about it

    • 0

      Jordy Lont

      8 years ago

      Does nobody know it's from an Eminem song?

    • 0

      Blue Tit

      4 years ago

      vOre

    • 0

      grolarbearsarelife

      4 years ago

      Stewiepwn, it wouldn't be digested alive, it would drown way before that happened.

  • 8

    nCubed

    8 years ago

    I dont have an appendix.

  • 8

    acpimp

    9 years ago

    Nobody would ever disrespect you again.

  • 7

    Rob Karmic

    9 years ago

    Wot

  • 6

    youat2inthemorning

    10 years ago

    I would rather not die from bleeding out, I'd much rather vomit the gerbil out

  • 5

    joe

    9 years ago

    i had my appendixed removed and u deffinitely will not be able to remove it with a shoehorn

    • 1

      Jason

      9 years ago

      This is assuming you could.

  • 4

    lanzadam

    8 years ago

    Shove a gerbil up my ass through a tube

  • 3

    Faber

    7 years ago

    I dont an appendix...

  • 3

    Chris

    8 years ago

    Okay....now who in the HELL comes up with these questions?! I mean....dafuq?!

  • 3

    I'm a loving Hell.

    8 years ago

    What kind of demon spawn are you?!?

    • 1

      Rabu Tsuyoiude

      5 years ago

      There are worse questions than this. So this wasn't wrote by some heartless monster. Just a crazy silly person.

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      What kind of person would not value their health and remove parts of their immune system? And besides, you don't even make a peep when many 4 to 9 month old newborns were aborted.

  • 3

    Nicole Pieters

    8 years ago

    So gross...

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      Says the person who would risk their immune system and get diarrhea problems.

  • 2

    Anthony

    4 years ago

    Who knows it might taste good cooked...

    • 0

      DoubleMoustache

      3 years ago

      It said live. You'd need to eat it while it's still living, meaning not cooked. :U

  • 2

    TheChaocity11

    5 years ago

    "jimmy, quit complaining about your toe. I RIPPED MY DAMN APPENDIX OUT WITH A SHOEHORN

  • 2

    jax

    6 years ago

    what's a shoe horn?

  • 2

    Brandon

    6 years ago

    I dont have a gerbil

  • 2

    Dexzernq79

    6 years ago

    WHO WOULD EAT A GERBIL?!?! DEY SO DANG CUTE

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      Only a sick person would value rodents over their own health.

  • 2

    Lonna

    7 years ago

    Hey jimmy,one day I ate a live gerbil!You should try it!its surprisingly tastes sweet,and a little spicy

  • 2

    DohVahKiin

    7 years ago

    Captain Fuzzles... This will be your last adventure... I salute you, sir. *nom*

  • 2

    penguin2207

    7 years ago

    I had two gerbils that were like my soul mates as a kid D;

  • 2

    Shaundra

    9 years ago

    Eating a live gerbil would put you in a psycho house..

    • 1

      doot

      5 years ago

      So would removing your appendix with a shoehorn for no reason..

  • 2

    GRAPIST

    9 years ago

    HA, I don't have my appendix. Jokes on you.

  • 0

    adrian gomez

    2 weeks ago

    nose que es el jerbo :/

  • 1

    Gino

    5 years ago

    I'm sorry Gerbil... :'( *takes bite*

  • 1

    Jacob Martinez

    5 years ago

    But i already removed my appendix so i guess i have a shoe horn for nothing

  • 1

    xavier3386

    5 years ago

    I've had my appendix removed before, AND IT HURTSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! it hurt for about 1-2 months after that, and could barley walk, had stomach pains, and eat ONLY CRACKERS!!! IT SUCKS!!!!!!!

  • 1

    squidprobe20

    5 years ago

    hey ma i ate a raw gerbil PROUD OF ME YET?! no ok :(

    • 0

      Mocha

      1 year ago

      Ur mom: HAHA no go clean your room

  • 1

    mia meow

    5 years ago

    WHY WOULD YOU EAT A LIVE GERBIL IF YOU COULD LIVE WHILE REMOVING YOUR APPENDIX?

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      And risk getting weaker immunity? I don't think so.

  • 1

    Tuwtel

    5 years ago

    I already had my appendex removed MWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • 1

    makerofdeath101

    7 years ago

    Really I just want to walk up to a kid a say this is my pet you want to hold it? And before the kid can even poke it I just shove down my mouth and run away... I'm messed up..

  • 1

    Samir

    7 years ago

    More like, jimmy u have a pet gerbil? I'd love to tell you what happened to mine

  • 1

    LeMylliz

    7 years ago

    Dude. That is a sick and twisted question! I like it.

  • 1

    kimkongblast

    8 years ago

    I don't know what either of these are but I love to eat

  • 1

    Archie Sauls

    8 years ago

    pass the ketchup

  • 1

    matthew

    8 years ago

    When I made my choice, I misread it, and saw "Remove your own spandex with nothing but a shoe horn". I was like 'wow, doesn't seem too bad. I'd rather remove spandex than eat a gerbil'.

  • 1

    Zipe

    8 years ago

    Deep fry it, eat it while it still twitches.

  • 1

    Jamie Armstrong

    8 years ago

    Never said it can't be cooked after one bite, I mean it would be dead anyway.

  • 1

    Anthony Allen

    8 years ago

    WHO THINKS OF THESE THINGS?

  • 1

    Evolved_ComedyUK

    9 years ago

    1. Appendix does nothing. 2. Get a trained doctor to do it.

    • 1

      Mzz Ren

      9 years ago

      question says YOU have to remove YOUR OWN appendix

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      1) Yes it does, asswipe. The appendix is part of your immune system that is full of lymphocytes that will fight off virus and other pathogens; and they help recolonize your gut flora (probiotics) so you won't get any colon-related problems like chronic diarrhea and Crohn's Disease. 2) When technology marches on, more doctors are prescribing antibiotics with hopes of saving your appendix so it does not burst; until we can find donor appendices or perform organ regeneration that includes the appendix, antibiotics and prevention are the only things we have right now.

  • 1

    supdalat

    9 years ago

    No appendix

  • 1

    Amanda Lynn Hehl

    9 years ago

    Pain killers~

    • 3

      zombiethoughts

      9 years ago

      Agreed. Or local anesthetic.

    • 1

      [deleted]

      8 years ago

      "Remove your appendix with NOTHING BUT a shoehorn" Meaning you don't have anything else.

  • 1

    Hayden Beck

    9 years ago

    Gerbils are like little balls a semen... I like semen

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