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Be disembowled by a Japanese sushi chef and served on a platter to Justin Bieber

Run through a pride of starving lions wearing Lady Gaga's meat dress

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Be disembowled by a Japanese sushi chef and served on a platter to Justin Bieber
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Run through a pride of starving lions wearing Lady Gaga's meat dress

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  • 229

    FreakiestAlmond

    7 years ago

    It wirr bring great honour to my famiry if Justin Beeburrs chokes on my entrairs

    • 24

      [deleted]

      7 years ago

      Stop that.

    • 43

      John Tanner

      7 years ago

      I'm pretty sure Justin Bieber is not a cannibal,why would he want to eat someones organs? I'll fix this - "Served to ADOLF HITLER" there

    • 19

      Joshua Alvarez

      7 years ago

      @John Tanner Bieber will never know he ate me.

    • 10

      Cody Dudash

      7 years ago

      XD Made my day

    • 8

      MR.POTATO

      7 years ago

      i will cover myself with eggs and pills thatchange your hormones into a girl,then he will see that he ate a huge gigantic penis MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    • 17

      Evalgra

      6 years ago

      Because the face Justin would make after he was told he ate human entrails would be priceless.

    • 6

      maki

      5 years ago

      I'm pretty sure Hitler wasn't a cannibal either + Hitler was a cultural person, no matter what you think about it, so I would not let my dead body be touched by the hands of JB. Never.

    • 5

      elliesse

      5 years ago

      i just gotta hope they take the meat and be happy so i can run off

    • 2

      elliesse

      5 years ago

      and hitler was a vegetarian and had a love for dogs

    • 5

      Jelly_Duck

      5 years ago

      there is a chance you wouldn't die, in the first one you would die no matter what

    • 0

      iFluffyZz

      5 years ago

      Lol

    • 1

      owen

      5 years ago

      racist

    • 0

      SHADOW_xpc3

      5 years ago

      xD same

    • 0

      Kimaya

      5 years ago

      ewwwww

    • 2

      HardcoreTS

      5 years ago

      GOD BE NEAR THAT EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING? GOD. GOD PLEASE NO. JUST NO.

    • 0

      BuckeyesDawg

      5 years ago

      I almost died from looking at Justin Beiber, so this was easy

    • 2

      sourcupcake123

      5 years ago

      ick, JUSTIN BIEBER ick yuck blegh and every other sound of disgust possible. Now that that's out of the way, blue is just creepy. I'm sorry, but it is. For some reason it just creeps me out.

    • 0

      Elena

      5 years ago

      you made me change my choice. good job

    • 0

      HKgamer13

      5 years ago

      @John Tanner hitler is a vegetarion

    • 1

      The Donut Pirate

      5 years ago

      Your terrible grammar has already brought dishonor upon you and your family.

    • 0

      XenoniteGamer

      5 years ago

      Your grammar is what you should be worried about pal. No diploma for you..

    • 0

      ANIME4EVA

      4 years ago

      @HKgamer13 hitler killed 6 million jews and he was a VEGETARIAN?! I doubt that.

    • 0

      I'll follow the sun

      4 years ago

      Two lions, and they're sleeping.

    • 0

      Elena

      4 years ago

      Its honestly a dead end hear. I mean you die ether way but getting chopped and then getting eaten by a celebrity is canabalism. At least lions make it a faster death and its somewhat normal to get eaten by a lion but not youre OWN FUCKING KIND.

    • 0

      goodra

      4 years ago

      i will run past them and into Justin Bieber and then put the dress on him then run. by the time there finished eating him. I'll be long gone.

    • 0

      Node Kat

      4 years ago

      Whooooo!!! Ruuuuun Bitch ruuuuuuuun!!!! Yeah!!! I would be scared shit less but ion even happy as fuck at the same time ;)

    • 0

      jason

      4 years ago

      im to tasty for Justin fuk head

    • 1

      xenoman2020

      4 years ago

      I'd rather die doing something useful like feeding someone rather then getting mauled to death

    • 0

      FrossFairyEmpire

      3 years ago

      @FreakiestAlmond even while completely I agree with you I do have to add though... he's not worthy of getting a taste of our entrairs in the first place.

    • 0

      sanic1658

      3 years ago

      i want to poison justin bieber

    • 0

      StickOwlMarine

      3 years ago

      Justin Beiber doesn't deserve me.

    • 0

      Zachary

      2 years ago

      You have a chance to live if you run through a pride but you definitely die if you choose blue

    • 0

      www.suckme/ohgodbats.gay/.com

      2 years ago

      What the fuck

    • 0

      YeetManJaxon

      2 years ago

      you know you could just take the dress off

    • 0

      Bricknfleeks

      2 years ago

      I'd poison myself and take out Justin Bieber w/ me for the good of humanity

    • 0

      Sniperwolf12 16

      2 years ago

      Hitler was a vegetarian

    • 0

      Mary Audrey Brown

      1 year ago

      Nope.

    • 0

      Emma

      1 year ago

      Hell yes.

    • 0

      Farty

      10 months ago

      Lol

  • 63

    Louis Leeuwen

    7 years ago

    at least then I would have a chance of living

    • 7

      Brett

      5 years ago

      "Chance" XD

    • 10

      Your mom

      5 years ago

      Actually, you could live 100% if you wait for the lions to starve to death. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPHOLE!!!! Actually, not really. The question maker says "starving lions" not "hungry lions". For all the loophole haters out there, I'm just using info given to me.

    • 6

      Your mom

      5 years ago

      Actually, you could live 100% if you wait for the lions to starve to death. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPHOLE!!!! Actually, not really. The question maker says "starving lions" not "hungry lions". For all the loophole haters out there, I'm just using info given to me.

    • 0

      Rie

      5 years ago

      You have a chance

    • 0

      YeetManJaxon

      2 years ago

      you know you could just take the dress off.

  • 57

    Theorcofdead

    7 years ago

    At least I would look FABULOUS!!!!

  • 31

    Desiree

    7 years ago

    I'd make him choke on me.

  • 17

    Lexter Victorio

    7 years ago

    I can take the dress off.

    • 1

      Midnight

      5 years ago

      But you would still have the smell of the meat

    • 2

      Pyrocynical

      5 years ago

      "Run through the pride wearing the dress" means that you have to wear it until you have stopped passed through the pride

  • 7

    Zalen Ingram

    7 years ago

    At least I would know that JB would be called a cannibal for the rest of his life.

  • 4

    TheGoldenBullet

    7 years ago

    It's better than keeping that thing alive by feeding him.

  • 4

    Lil2lewlew

    7 years ago

    Justin bieber would have to eat my shit?! :D I chose the wrong one then.

  • 3

    Tainted

    5 years ago

    Let him choke on it

  • 3

    Anna Sofia

    6 years ago

    At least I will look fabulous running through the savannah.

  • 3

    LuxNova

    7 years ago

    I'd at least have a chance of survival with the lions.

  • 3

    Bashir Chebat

    7 years ago

    With the lions youll always have a chance ;)

  • 3

    Yomama

    7 years ago

    FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER

  • 3

    Dinna Eevee Spirit

    7 years ago

    Yoloooooo

  • 2

    Michael Reddig

    2 years ago

    The lions could be asleep.

  • 2

    Aran_Steampunk_Ginger

    7 years ago

    At least I died being fashionable and feeding a poor family that actually deserves food. Justin Beiber doesn't deserve me. >:O

  • 1

    Porta2222223

    5 years ago

    Red because blue is suicide, but the lions could be sleeping

  • 1

    Jordan Lanning

    5 years ago

    My bowels are to good for it that shalt not be named.

  • 1

    BecauseNutella

    5 years ago

    Hard question. I only chose this one because A. You have a chance at surviving B. It said starving... not hungry. If you have ever starved then you would not be able to move that much C. I would rather make my death quick

  • 1

    Mara Wana

    5 years ago

    If the lions are starving, they wont be able to catch you. Your body starts to shut down and digest itself when you are starving. The would be in pain and have no energy, so they cant really catch you.

  • 1

    DerpyGuy

    5 years ago

    lace my self in poison first

  • 1

    Sam

    5 years ago

    i wouldn't let justin bieber eat anything i own except my shit

  • 1

    Sage

    5 years ago

    What is this question

  • 1

    Owain

    5 years ago

    lol there's no way to win this one, because either your dead -_-

  • 1

    noah

    5 years ago

    justin would die eating me

  • 1

    Hellajalapenos

    5 years ago

    I would make sure I taste bad before giving myself to justin bieber >:DDD

  • 1

    ragingwanderer

    5 years ago

    just tear meat off and throw it away fro you

  • 1

    KingoKings365

    6 years ago

    Dear god... amazing question

  • 1

    irtolle

    6 years ago

    At least i could do it with dignity...

  • 1

    Giantrobby

    6 years ago

    Who the fvck came up with this?!? Are they ok?!?

  • 1

    My choice is best

    6 years ago

    Take a machine gun with me lion masacre however you spell that

  • 1

    Brandon Willie

    7 years ago

    I would kill him with my meats lol

  • 1

    assassin 279

    7 years ago

    And i will scream YOLO

  • 1

    Rednas

    7 years ago

    Great Question :')

  • 1

    Taco_Burrito_Dorito

    7 years ago

    Doesn't say anything about taking the dress off and you could wait till the lions die of starvation and then run through

    • 1

      Your mom

      5 years ago

      Thank you sir, you are the most intelligent human in this question. "Starving lions" means that they are dying from starvation. I'm sure it's just an expression to show how hungry they are but Ima take it litterally. Wait a few days until the lions die then walk through like a badass.

    • 0

      Your mom

      5 years ago

      Thank you sir, you are the most intelligent human in this question. "Starving lions" means that they are dying from starvation. I'm sure it's just an expression to show how hungry they are but Ima take it litterally. Wait a few days until the lions die then walk through like a badass.

  • 1

    puppypaws

    7 years ago

    The lion would go for the dress not me

  • 1

    Phillip Schuylor Joseph

    7 years ago

    Cats play with their food. Who's to say I haven't lived a full life and died before I was disemboweled?

  • 1

    Breana Birdwell

    7 years ago

    I'm not letting justin eat me

  • 1

    Mickey_v

    7 years ago

    Bieber will never touch me

  • 1

    Alex

    7 years ago

    Take the dress off and then book it. :o

  • 1

    Lil2lewlew

    7 years ago

    Justin bieber would have to eat my shit?! :D I chose the wrong one then.

  • 0

    sheeeeep

    4 months ago

    this is someone's fetish

  • 0

    Virescent

    8 months ago

    ill take it off

  • 0

    Nibonium

    9 months ago

    I'll make the meat smell horrible. Take weapos or such.

  • 0

    Dearest Darkness

    9 months ago

    I would prefer to stay at least 20 miles away from Justin at all times

  • 0

    sidd

    11 months ago

    what if the lions arent hungry i mean in the other you just die

  • 0

    Ruzika

    11 months ago

    Do I want to look like an image of the meaning of disembowled, or do I want to wear a rancid meat dress through the middle of a pride of maybe, hungry, lions? I for sure take the meat dress. It's like the same outcome either way. be fed to Justin, or be fed to lions.

  • 0

    Stinky poop

    11 months ago

    Minecraft lion mod

  • 0

    leonardo

    11 months ago

    XD alguien en 2020 ?

  • 0

    DredgenWar237

    1 year ago

    Just bring guns.

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